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    What the hell...

    i'm giving up,
    on the entire human race....

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    *cries* ;-;


    Wat
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    wtf
    rawr

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    This is yet another example of social darwinism. <3

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    I know the guy died and all, but.. c'mon :rolleyes2 .

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunarWeaver View Post
    Of all the miracles to try and duplicate this probably wasn't the best one.
    Especially if you can't swim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LunarWeaver View Post
    Of all the miracles to try and duplicate this probably wasn't the best one.
    Especially if you can't swim.
    But JESUS came to him in a dream! Surely Jesus can do such things, right?

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    Dumbass. We all know Jesus mastered a special dance to be able to walk on water. This priest was obviously a drunken pot-head!

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    That.. is just really hilarious, no matter how sad it is. Oh well.

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    Only jesus can walk on water, lol.


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dellas18 View Post
    I can't believe some people think they can actually walk on water.
    I believe one can walk on water. However, one must make sure that the water is frozen before attempting this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    But JESUS came to him in a dream! Surely Jesus can do such things, right?
    Jesus also told me to kick your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Only jesus can walk on water, lol.
    Au contraire.

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    I CAN FLY!!! Tommorow I am jumping off the tallest building I can find. Just give me your home adress and Ill make a landing there. A few stops cant hurt. Ill gonna soar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Only jesus can walk on water, lol.
    Au contraire.

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    I bet the guy was playing a joke to see if someone followed him he probably had a bail out bottle hidden in his clothes and now the guy is going to be famous for being an idiot.

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