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    I FRIIIIGIN HATE NEIGHBOURS! (usally) where i live, im surrounded by freaks! theres a really common tramp next door to me who always comes home drunk, with some men who look like stupid strippers, up above me, some stupid woman who HAS SEVERAL ridiculous habits but perhaps the worst being shouting at the top of her voice making stupid noises all night! tell me about your neighbours...are they freaks?

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    One has alzheimer's and he checks his mail every 10 minutes even if he's already gotten it.

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    I have an annoying neighbor who won't stop saying 'Diddly.'

    I hid the body in the ditch.

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    nAAAYYYYburs, everybody neeeds good nAAAYYYburs.

    damn you Australian soaps, DAMN YOU!!!!!!

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    I don't like my neighbours very much. They're not good people. I'm not going to go into any detail. They're just not good people, and I don't like them.

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    my only neightbours are two college girls...normally i would love this but one has a live-in boyfriend and they constantly break up and he throws little hissy fits and yells and screams drunk in my hallway, punching walls...i have to go out and threaten to kick the crap out of him on an almost weekly basis

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    I saw one of my neighbours naked once...she was getting changed near the window and i saw her...but i ainīt no voyeur it was completely random.

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    I hate my neighbors because they complain about me playing too loud and yet those red neck bastards are cable theives and are twice as loud as me.

    Damn Rednecks cant live with em and you can sure as hell live without them.

    Owen made this sig. R.I.P.

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    I once witnessed a couple argue for over 30 minutes. I could see and hear it from my window. You have no idea how entertaining that was too watch.

    I even shined lasers into their living room after they stopped fighting. They started fighting about that too. XD. Priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magus of Zeal View Post
    I once witnessed a couple argue for over 30 minutes. I could see and hear it from my window. You have no idea how entertaining that was too watch.

    I even shined lasers into their living room after they stopped fighting. They started fighting about that too. XD. Priceless.

    LOL a-hahahahahahahaah!!!

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    I like my neighbours, got a fireman and a nurse on one side and a builder on the other, so it's kinda handy! They're nice people too though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem's_No.1_Fan View Post
    nAAAYYYYburs, everybody neeeds good nAAAYYYburs.

    damn you Australian soaps, DAMN YOU!!!!!!
    Neighbours is crack cocaine in soap form. Someone help me quit.

    We don't speak to our neighbours. That's just the way it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    my only neightbours are two college girls...normally i would love this but one has a live-in boyfriend and they constantly break up and he throws little hissy fits and yells and screams drunk in my hallway, punching walls...i have to go out and threaten to kick the crap out of him on an almost weekly basis
    do you really? please answer! oh and i forgot to tell everyone about this freak with a massive head (no he hasnt got a health problem) who screeams and growls and swears and he has no one in the house but himself!? and he throws things!

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    It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be my? Won't you be my neighbor? I like my neighbors. They make food for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    They make food for me.
    You haven't noticed the bleach yet?

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