Quote Originally Posted by Blykus View Post
I'd be Johnny and pork Tifa. No lie.
This.

Quote Originally Posted by finalfantasyguy4ever View Post
id be bahemut zero so i can fly around da world
Yeah, sure, he can shoot BIG FRICKIN' BEAMS THAT ANNIHILATE THINGS, what could be better than flying around da world when you have such a power at your disposal?