I'd rather not sell my soul yet, if the devil cannot have it neither can girls. I'm a freeman, free as a butterfly you may say. I've been single for a long time so, bleh, I have no need for a relationship. fark, typos suck. Girlfriends makes baby moses/jesus cry. Tempted to crack a bad, dirty joke here. I cannot. I hope these words of wisdom have given some people a path to the light at the end of the tunnel. Well you're in a traffic jam down there if you got a girlfriend.