I don't have a girlfriend because I am very ugly
Women are very vain... around where I live, they only want a boyfriend if he is good-looking and has a lot of money...
I am neither rich, OR good-looking
Can you believe... I have never even kissed a girl in my ENTIRE life... I am not even joking! I have never been kissed, and now I am in my early 20's
I am going to die alone
