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  1. 09-03-2006, 03:26 PM #1
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    My friends and I can quote The Simpsons back and forth forever. Just for kicks, let's do it here. One of my favourites:

    Homer: In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane!
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    Bart: eat my shorts

    I would probably go play video games or have sex (the usual) - Nominus Experse

    my mom would be like "ve? yo te dije, el internet no es bueno."

    "seriously, my mom tells me "que tu hase en eso el dia entero?" and im like "mami yo toy hablando con people" xD. spanglish, ftw." ~ liz
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    Homer: "SAVE ME JEBUUUUUUS!!!" XD
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    Todd Flanders: I'm jealous of girls, because they get to wear dresses.
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    The whole Jerry Rude sequence

    Jerry: we're on the air now, skeletor
    Ralph: Dying tickles
    Fat Tony: I don't get mad I get stabby
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    ...Geddit?
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    Judge Contance Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me when I was a little boy.

    lol!

    Rye made this!
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    "Me fail English? That's unpossible." Ralph. Awe, don't you just love the Simpsons.
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    Go banana!
    There is no signature here. Move along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Medi View Post
    Judge Contance Harm: Oh, I can't resist that look. You remind me of me when I was a little boy.
    Snake: Dude! Did she just say she used to be a dude?
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    [QUOTE=smittenkitten;1870345]"Me fail English? That's unpossible." Ralph. QUOTE]

    Back in my primary school, we had a psoster of Ralph saying that in English class...
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    Russian prostitute sitting in Moe's bar in the episode where Moe turns his bar into this modern club, with white rabbits hanging from the ceiling and stuff: "'All this yelling is taking away my horny".
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    Let's do it, Homer - let's call room service!
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    XD Those models were great!

    Model: After Chernobyl, my penis... is falling off.

    Moe: And "penis" is Russian for...?
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    Lisa: I had a bad dream...

    Homer: Aww. Well you just tell me all about it.

    Lisa: Well, I know it sounds foolish, but I dreamt the boogie-man was after me an-

    Homer: AHH! BOOGIE-MAN! You nail all the doors and windows shut, I'll get the gun!
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    Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
    Bart: Not bloody likely.
    Homer: No it's true, You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
    Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
    Homer: I like stories :)
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