Quote Originally Posted by Cz View Post
There are hundreds of brilliant Simpsons quotes. Homer's responsible for quite a few, but a number of the background characters have great lines too.

A personal favourite of mine would be an exchange between Fat Tony and Johnny Tightlips, being attacked by an unknown assailaint:

Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
Johnny: I see a lot of things.

Later on in that episode (Or maybe it's a different one... I'm not sure) a gun shot is heard and another gangster finds Johnny bleeding on the floor.

Gangster: What happend?! Did you get shot?!

Johnny: I ain't saying nothin'!!

Gangster: but what will I tell da' docter?

Johnny: Tell 'im suck a lemon!




The best quotes Simpsons have done is Bart's phone calls particually...


Bart: Is there a Mr. Jass there? His frist name's "Hugh"

Moe: Hang on! (Out loud) HUGH JASS!!! Yeah I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!! Someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!

Man: I'm Hugh Jass!

Moe: phone.

Hugh: (On phone) Hello this is Hugh Jass.

(Bart's face falls as his joke backfires on him)