There are hundreds of brilliant Simpsons quotes. Homer's responsible for quite a few, but a number of the background characters have great lines too.
A personal favourite of mine would be an exchange between Fat Tony and Johnny Tightlips, being attacked by an unknown assailaint:
Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
Johnny: I see a lot of things.
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Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"
Nelson: Hey Bart your epidermis is showing
Bart: it is
Nelson: See your epidermis is your hair so its tech. true.
Bart falls to ground.
Nelson: 1 sec. Ha Ha
Milhouse: Hey Nelson ... i think Barts really hurt.
Nelson: I said HA HA ...
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
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- A random guy talking about Jimmy Carter.
Later on in that episode (Or maybe it's a different one... I'm not sure) a gun shot is heard and another gangster finds Johnny bleeding on the floor.Originally Posted by Cz
There are hundreds of brilliant Simpsons quotes. Homer's responsible for quite a few, but a number of the background characters have great lines too.
A personal favourite of mine would be an exchange between Fat Tony and Johnny Tightlips, being attacked by an unknown assailaint:
Fat Tony: Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
Johnny: I see a lot of things.
Gangster: What happend?! Did you get shot?!
Johnny: I ain't saying nothin'!!
Gangster: but what will I tell da' docter?
Johnny: Tell 'im suck a lemon!
The best quotes Simpsons have done is Bart's phone calls particually...
Bart: Is there a Mr. Jass there? His frist name's "Hugh"
Moe: Hang on! (Out loud) HUGH JASS!!! Yeah I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!! Someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Man: I'm Hugh Jass!
Moe: phone.
Hugh: (On phone) Hello this is Hugh Jass.
(Bart's face falls as his joke backfires on him)
I saw that episode the other day xDLionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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Homer: Doughnuts, is there anything they can't do?
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Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
Homer: (singing) My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.
"Someone broke the toilet!" I dont' really watch Simpsons much.
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