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Peter Griffin: Huh, I wonder what Scooby and the gang are up to?
[Scooby-Doo theme plays]
TV Announcer: We now return to The Scooby-Doo Murder Files.
Fred: Gee whiz, gang. Looks like the killer gutted the victim, strangled him with his own intestines and then dumped the body in the river.
Velma: Jinkies! What a mystery!
Scooby-Doo: [jumps on Shaggy's arms] Arroo!
Fred: You're right Scoob, we're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!
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Shadow Master
Diane: Are you excited Tom?
Tom: Are you kidding Diane? I have wood!................And clipped to this piece of wood is a list of this year's parade floats.
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I love this quote from FG, where Peter pretends Chris is dying to get a tv show back on.
Peter:He's got a very rare disease called tumor...syphilis...itis..osis
Charity Guy: sounds sexy. What are the symptoms?
P:What are the symptoms?! Take a look!!
*They tried making it look like he has a lot of nipples*
CG:They look like Pepperoni's to me
P:How dare you! My son happens to be very sensitive about his
condition!
*Chris is just sitting there spacin' out.
*Peter grabs one of the pepperoni's and eat's it*
P:See? nipples shouldn't come off like that. 
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