The answer to the greatest gaming question has been answered.

[Gnostic Yevon]

Why is it that staying at an inn restores your health completely?

Why is it true that any time the world is in danger 1 and only one group of heros is attempting to solve the problem?

Why are all valuable items hidden in caves in games when most people use banks?

Why must every hero be under the age of 18?

Why is the important switch always behind the waterfall?

Why can't I smash locked doors with my ax?

Why is a Katamari about 6cm in diameter able to become a star? And what does "snackish" mean anyway?

[StarlightAngel]

Hey, Laharl isn't under 18. He's 1313 D<

[oddler]

One of us RPG makers should seriously take these ideas and frustrations and build a game out of them. Give the people what they want, etc., etc.

[Freya]

Why can't you loot a murloc scale off a murloc, but somehow it carries a 66 silver?

How does everyone know that you once kicked a chicken?

Why do the monsters stand around when you choose what spell to cast?

How do snakes hold gil? And where do they hide it for that matter?

[KentaRawr!]

How do snakes hold gil? And where do they hide it for that matter?

They ate the golden chicken eggs, of course.

[Mirage]

How is it that the hero wins every single time?

Because the player characters have a continue/retry option, while NPCs don't. :p