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    Why do I sometimes accidentally step through walls
    ...Geddit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mobiletype View Post
    Why do I sometimes accidentally step through walls
    Game Genie FTW.

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    why is the big red button always a doomsday button?
    I LIVE!!!!! AGAIN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine View Post
    How is it that the hero wins every single time?
    play Drakengard.

    then ask that question again, if you can ovcourse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsukasa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine View Post
    How is it that the hero wins every single time?
    play Drakengard.

    then ask that question again, if you can ovcourse.
    Indeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rengori View Post
    She was funny for a short while, but like you never wanted to poke her eye out with a spork whenever she starting ranting about love.
    DDDDDDDDDDDD=

    Flonne is awesome! D=

    How does sleeping at an inn cure all of your HP/MP? o.o

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    How is it that you and your companions risked your lives skirting death at every turn through seven levels of monster-infested dungeon/temple and at the final level some courageous but weak NPC you met earlier in the game is standing there waiting for the heroes to arrive, telling you "I followed (evil badguy) after he stole (village heirloom) but I can't get any further! You have to stop him!"

    And if he was able to get through on his own, why the hell wasn't he looting all the treasure on his way, why are the traps not disarmed, and why are other path impediments (secret doors, switches etc. etc.) not activated/revealed???

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    Why don't any of the other villagers get caught in random battles while you're running around the burning carcasses of the remnants of their homes?? 3:
    THE MEW HATH NO NEED OF A SIG >:3

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    How come when meteor is gonna crash in three days or [insert timed delema here] I can stay at the inn as much as I want?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    How come when meteor is gonna crash in three days or [insert timed delema here] I can stay at the inn as much as I want?
    That's a temporal equivalent of hammerspace. Only plot events have temporal effects. Just like a character can only really die in a cutscene. Plot-time and World-time run differently.
    My friend Delzethin is currently running a GoFundMe account to pay for some extended medical troubles he's had. He's had chronic issues and lifetime troubles that have really crippled his career opportunities, and he's trying to get enough funding to get back to a stable medical situation. If you like his content, please support his GoFundMe, or even just contribute to his Patreon.

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    Why is it when a group of kids or teens are trying to save the world, nobody has sex like normal teens would do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skarr View Post
    Why is it when a group of kids or teens are trying to save the world, nobody has sex like normal teens would do?
    because Kite was able to act mature enough towards Black Rose and NOT cyb3r her.

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    Why is it that when you go on a sidequest for a weapon, by the time you get the weapon, you've already got something which is equivalent, or almost as good, or maybe that your life would be have been not at all easier if you had the quested item in the first place?

    Why does the heroine always have perfect teeth?

    Why is everything needlessly justified?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tsukasa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine View Post
    How is it that the hero wins every single time?
    play Drakengard.

    then ask that question again, if you can ovcourse.
    Indeed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skarr View Post
    Why is it when a group of kids or teens are trying to save the world, nobody has sex like normal teens would do?
    Why do you think they have tents in Final Fantasy?
    Money, power, sex... and elephants.
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