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    Why is it when a group of kids or teens are trying to save the world, nobody has sex like normal teens would do?
    Why do you think they have tents in Final Fantasy?
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    What are the odds that any group of four people would survive that many random encounters without one single person dying?

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    Why are there always explosive barrels?

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    Why would a long haired momma's boy summon a meteor that takes 7 days to hit when he could make a super nova destroy the universe in 3 minutes?

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    How did Cloud get shot between the eyes while going probably 80 mph on a motorcycle and live?
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    How come when meteor is gonna crash in three days or [insert timed delema here] I can stay at the inn as much as I want?
    That's a temporal equivalent of hammerspace. Only plot events have temporal effects. Just like a character can only really die in a cutscene. Plot-time and World-time run differently.
    hardly justified

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    And who the hell is this guy anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach View Post
    And who the hell is this guy anyway?
    Why, he's the G-man, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rengori View Post
    How did Cloud get shot between the eyes while going probably 80 mph on a motorcycle and live?
    well, that movie is classed as a Fantasy Genre.


    just like Tifa getting swung around into a crowd of wooden chairs... Repeatedly. and not suffering a bruise.



    ps: funny thing with me and that scene..., the only time I actually felt like "ow that must have hurt" was when Marlene threw the Materia at Loz :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
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    How come when meteor is gonna crash in three days or [insert timed delema here] I can stay at the inn as much as I want?
    That's a temporal equivalent of hammerspace. Only plot events have temporal effects. Just like a character can only really die in a cutscene. Plot-time and World-time run differently.
    hardly justified
    The characters don't actually go to sleep. They just turn out the lights for a few seconds and play a soothing jingle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine View Post
    What are the odds that any group of four people would survive that many random encounters without one single person dying?
    level ups recover to full health and mp n_n

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    how come eating a hamburger off the ground restores your health, doing a jumping tornado kick drains it, sleeping in a bed restores it, sometimes falling in water kills you, sometimes you can swim, sometimes you sink, sometimes you float and cant dive?

    how come you can't break into those cars and stuff? how come people don't mind (most of the time..) if you barge into their house and poke around everywhere, taking whatever heirloom you find lying in a treasure chest? how come reading a comic book can teach you special combat techniques?

    how come when a bad guy dies, his body flashes and disappears? how come sometimes you can loot his body and sometimes you can't, and if you can, it's usually something like the one key you need and not the five bucks in his wallet?

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    How come when meteor is gonna crash in three days or [insert timed delema here] I can stay at the inn as much as I want?
    That's a temporal equivalent of hammerspace. Only plot events have temporal effects. Just like a character can only really die in a cutscene. Plot-time and World-time run differently.
    hardly justified
    The characters don't actually go to sleep. They just turn out the lights for a few seconds and play a soothing jingle.
    justified.
    Another; where did thouse freakin invisible walls come from?

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    darn invisible walls...they are the bane of my digital existence

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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper
    Another; where did thouse freakin invisible walls come from?
    The force.
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