Why is it that staying at an inn restores your health completely?

Why is it true that any time the world is in danger 1 and only one group of heros is attempting to solve the problem?

Why are all valuable items hidden in caves in games when most people use banks?

Why must every hero be under the age of 18?

Why is the important switch always behind the waterfall?

Why can't I smash locked doors with my ax?

Why is a Katamari about 6cm in diameter able to become a star? And what does "snackish" mean anyway?