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    Default EoFF Post Issue 03! Extra, Extra, Read All About It!

    Warning: Some articles may include strong language! D:

    [The EoFF Post Newspaper]

    Oh, you know where the cheesy inspiration for that came from. As you can hopefully tell, Issue 03 is out, so you should stop by the EoFF Post and read it!

    Credits to the Post's lovely staff, because they certainly do all the work and make this thing happen every month!

    1. Neel, Editor/Reporter - When you need someone to blaze through article-writing, this is the man to ask. Opinionated, decisive, and always on schedule, this man is a demon.
    2. Lynx, Editor/Reporter - Front man for the whole operation! Lynx lends out space for the Post and pretends he does stuff because he likes to see his name often and celebrated.
    3. Del Murder, Jumbler - There is an art to taking names and messing them up. If you'd like to argue, we have a baseball bat and a dark alleyway we could introduce you to.
    4. Dignified Pauper, Reporter - Responsible for turning "marick" into a synonym for "fail", Pauper does everything but that when he does work for the EoFF Post, giving you a piece of his mind and giving you a column to enjoy.
    5. Elyse, EoFFsearcher - A very wonderful woman responsible for our wordsearches, Elyse's position was temporarily ursurped by Lynx this month because, rumors have it, she was off on a vacation to meet a boy! Expect her participation back next month!
    6. Old Manus, Cartoonist - MS Paint is generally scoffed at for art, but Manus wields his copy with expertise, delivering you the best Paint comic that you will find out on the Internet.
    7. Doomie, Interviewer - Ready to dive out and nab an unfortunate victim for an interview at a moment's call, Doomie delivers his infamous Two-Question Interview to a mango this month for interesting results!
    8. Behold the Void, Reporter - A new member to our staff, Void kicks butts and takes names as he helps settle the argument of whether Okami is a Zelda clone or something brand spanking new. Expect more to come from this reporter!
    9. foa, Reporter - Our lady Misfire is a great addition to the Post's roster, increasing the number of females on staff by one! She also writes a damn good article and increases the intelligence average around here.


    Any errors should be reported to N, because I do not give a crap! Enjoy the Post, cheer on our wonderful team, and share your thoughts!

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    It's a whole new kind of wonderful, this month.

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    Born 2 kill!

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    'tis great stuff. A really interesting read.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    That was pretty great, g'job guys! And I really like foa's writing style, I'm glad that she's part of the paper.


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    Just make sure to read EVERY article

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    The thing i like most about those post's is that the writers aren't afraid to speak their minds. Good job.

    Str8 Pimpin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    That was pretty great, g'job guys! And I really like foa's writing LITTLE MANUS style, I'm glad that she's part of the paper.

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    The jumbles are always too hard for me. It's just a shame the memberlist search doesn't include a 'containing these letters' field.


    there was a picture here

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    Maybe I should do the next Screen Name tournament this month.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    No, pr00t, you should wait until after the next one or two (or is it three?) events that are already planned. We have a queue!

    Dude, not one mention of the fact that seven EoFFers were at my place over the space of two weeks. Nor the wedding? Or was that before the last issue? I forget. I guess I didn't notice the real 'dry spell' because I was away at the time entertaining my guests, or being entertained by them.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Gotcha. I guess I can wait till maybe next month.

    Anyway... Yeah. >_>

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    The wedding was covered last month, BoB. My brilliant editorial got cut. :\

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    I got burned


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    Is there anything, guys, that you'd like to see in the newspaper with exception to a Page 3? :|

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