Attention-seeking title (or the metapragmatic thread)

[Del Snizz]

Initial post: [Pithy remark. Setup for anecdote. Exaggerated narration of event. Rhetorical question: remark on peculiarity of event. Discourse transition, reflections on event. Equivocal expression of opinion that event indicates broad trend. Request for comments.]

EDIT: Apology for typo in poll.

[McLovin']

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

[Yamaneko]

[<b></b>False comment unbeknownst to the community.]

[Tavrobel]

One could project a congruity or concurrence with said statements.

[Jebus]

Witty reply: [Comical response to anecdote. Comparison to popular television program. Reference to obscure pop culture.]

[theundeadhero]

Nostolgic post: [Response largely forgotten by average user, but with potential for possible quote and laugh.]

[Del Snizz]

Quote 1.

Remark on Jebus's questionable taste in entertainment.

Quote 2.

Bad pun tangentially related to nostalgic anecdote.

[Rye]

Modwhore post: [Unsure. Worrying about the legality of the thread. Referencing to a CK "getting you"]

[Doomie]

Erosion.

[Old Manus]

[Obligatory tenth post.]

[theundeadhero]

[Unseen action of warning a CK of a post]

[Rase]

[Comment on how long it's been since member has been seen last. Lame inside joke from three years ago that not even the aforementioned member understands or find funny.]

Edit: [Realization that said member has been posting consistently for at least a week. Shame.]

[rubah]

Expressed wonderment at the lack of disagreement among the respondants.

[Chimp]

Acceptance and agreement of terms.

[Del Snizz]

Quote turn #13.

Agreement. Remark on the salience of original thesis. Discourse transition, expression of hesitation to draw strong conclusions from the results so far.