Attention-seeking title (or the metapragmatic thread)

[Reine]

Random post that will be overlooked, and serves no real purpose in thread. Obligatory emoticons posted. Custom Pimp emoticon also imported. Internet acronym, and sexual innuendo. Joey smily to complete said innuendo. Posts and awaits possible replies and quotation.

[Resha]

I want to die. Is that an option?

[Cz]

Quote #45

[Declaration of romantic intent]

[Loony BoB]

[Statement pointing out that this thread has been done a number of times before]

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[Brief comment on topic of thread]</>

[Captain Maxx Power]

O, burn!

[Madame Adequate]

Harsh invective.

[Dignified Pauper]

you use big words.

[Moon Rabbits]

Quote #42

Statement of agreement.

[farplaner]

Quote#: equivalent to # of poster's fully-developed delusional ideals.

[Expertly delivered witicism transcending all previous shows of intellect]

[Request for immediate response to application for self-banning]

[Tavrobel]

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Comment: [Post regarding the improbabilities and delusional-ness of death. Addition of more sexual innuendo. Links to previous threads downplayed as a crabby Oldbie who is no longer involved with community. General disapproval of insults and slash or flaming, including reference to a past event.]

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Response: [A specific showing that supposed intellegence is merely a sign of atttention gathering. Challenge to ego. Challenge to overall intellegence and slash or maturity of poster. Further comment regarding post topic.]

[scrumpleberry]

[Post that spans fourteen screens, always repeating the same point over and over with a slight variation on vocabulary utilised]

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[bipper]

GOE!