Ah, time.

Am I a morning person? No. Do I kill morning people? No. Should I? Probably. Morning people are reckless, smelly and mean. They get up at 7 AM stomping around the house trying to wake you up because they have stupid lives they must live and then vents by trying to make you feel miserable by coughing and taking a shower very loudly. I know they don't decide how loud falling water is, but I'm sure they would turn the volume up if they could. Luckily, these people are often alone in the morning because they are mindlessly walking around like creatures before they get their coffee, so at least they don't talk very much. They just turn the TV on really loud so noone will hear the sound of decomposing human. Which goes something like visle piff grrrrgl. You could probably say that I don't like morning people, but that's not true. The world couldn't go on without them, I mean, who will pollute the world when I'm asleep? Sure, I produce a little carbondioxide when I sleep, but it's not nearly enough to keep the average on a satisfying dangerous level. And I don't even have a car, meaning I have to make up in different ways, like not washing my hands and touching a lot of stuff. It's a dirty job (baddabing), but someone's gotta do it, and if that person has to be me, then so be it! I will not just lay down to die and give up. I will pollute, god dammit!

Anyway, I like late nights.