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    "Hey, you dropped something...My jaw!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    "Hey Baby, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard that you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D"
    Math eh?

    Hey baby, let's add you to me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and let's multiply. :chef:
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    "Hehehe, I'll be buying lots of flour today, yes indeed; do YOU like flour?"

    Totally weird. XD

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    "Men in Nothing; MIN with RWYA; Ready When You Are"

    The Late Owen Macwere Production.

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    Hey baby, let's make like guns and bang.

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    Let's make like a bipper and GOE?

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    I am defeated.

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    "Heaven must be missing an angel because you're standing right here next to me.."

    So corny

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    When playing DotA:What the hell? My name is George W. Boush and I randomed a Tinker(Boush is his name)?

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    Lo' and behold, are those Real?If that's the case then I'm in because I'm worth it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    "Hey Baby, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard that you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D"
    LMAO Rye's obsession with all things asian is hilarious.

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    "Hello, hello, would you like to follow me home, and check my Equipment Screen in Final Fantasy 7?
    It's HUGE!"

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    all hail BM

    BM: I was wondering, and this may sound strange but just bear with me, are you from Venus?
    WM: Er... no , why?
    BM: 'cause, baby, yer ass is outta dis world!


    and Delsus from Atelier Iris
    "do you have a number or should I just call you mine"

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    Scrubs suddenly springs to mind...

    Woman: "Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

    JD: "It's... umm... I roll of quarters..."
    Money, power, sex... and elephants.
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    Man: Hey let's have sex!
    Woman: No.

    FIN!

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