Nerdiest/ Corniest Pick-Up Lines

[tan]

"Baby, you just Shintenshin No Jutsu'd right into my heart <3"

[Christmas]

Any lines said by LITTLE MANUS

[themagicroundabout]

"You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy!"

[Flying Mullet]

Me: Do you have any *insert your ethnicity here* in you?
Other person: No
Me: Would you like some?

[Jowy]

<i>Are those moon pants?</i>

What?

<i>Because that ass is out of this world!</i>

And then you'll probably get slapped.

[Flying Mullet]

<i>Are those moon pants?</i>

What?

<i>Because that ass is out of this world!</i>

And then you'll probably get slapped.

Ooooh, I like it. I'll have to try it on my wife this evening. :yellowkin

[blackmage_nuke]

If the keyboard were invented by me then I would be right on top of U

[mooglebunni608]

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants ^///^
And, of course,
'Did it hurt?" (insert reply of 'what?') 'when you fell from heaven?"

[Rye]

"Hey Baby, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard that you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D"

[boris no no]

You're hot. Wanna do the dirty in the back of that van?

So yeah, I'm not very good at this game

[Captain Maxx Power]

What winks and shags like a Tiger?

*winks*

[bipper]

Christmas is a girl!?!? :rolleyes2

-or-

Hi! I'm a Programmer/BipperGOES!
That gets em everytime.

[Madame Adequate]

"Hey Baby, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard that you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D"

Damnit, that was mine >=O

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

[DK]

"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."

[The Devil Man]

*call a girl over with a finger*

then say-

'I've made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.'