Quote Originally Posted by Pure Quin14 View Post
Man: Hey let's have sex!
Woman: No.
damn it! i was gonna post that.

some of these are hilariously stupid. some of them are so funny that they might even work (im not testing them though.)

o.k. heres a sucky one that'll confuse the person and give you enough time to run away before she realizes what you mean.

man:wanna know why with us 1+1=3?

woman:...??.what?... oh.

pretty crappy.