Let's see if I can remember a few...

"Is there any room for me in those jeans?"

"Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."

"I'm lost - can I come home with you?"

For girls: take your finger, suck on it for a second, then slowly move it down your cleavage line. Once done, say "What say you and me go to my place and get out of these wet clothes?" (It doesn't work so well when a guy says it).

"Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!"

"We ain't nothin' but mammals, sweetheart."

"You doin' anything tonight?" [No] "Would you like to do *me*?"

"Let's pork."

"Let's f**k."

"Make like a banana and split them legs, gurrl!"

"It MUST be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that!"

"I'mma tear that p**** up, gurrrrl."

"If I were a dude, I'd be ALL OVER that."

"I wanna rub cake ALL OVER YOUR BELLY." [What?!] "ALL over your belly, gurrrl."


...That last one was said by a girl, by the way. To me. We're still good friends, though.