oh my gosh im doomed

[Avarice-ness]

I'm confused. -No one- not even government agents would terrorize you for your 'gifts', it'd be more rational for them to knock on the door, you open it, them go "Blah blah blah." "Yes?" "Come with us" and then haul you off into their big black van. And are you at your house? I thought you were in college? If they are in your house why would you be sitting here responding to us? Are they just walking around?

Are they in yelling distance? Walking distance? I say you should go talk to them unless they have guns, if they have guns, do what people said before. Call the police, none of this makes sense, even with the semi-good explanation.

[Dignified Pauper]

I'm confused. -No one- not even government agents would terrorize you for your 'gifts', it'd be more rational for them to knock on the door, you open it, them go "Blah blah blah." "Yes?" "Come with us" and then haul you off into their big black van. And are you at your house? I thought you were in college? If they are in your house why would you be sitting here responding to us? Are they just walking around?

Are they in yelling distance? Walking distance? I say you should go talk to them unless they have guns, if they have guns, do what people said before. Call the police, none of this makes sense, even with the semi-good explanation.

sounds like a lie to me.

[DocFrance]

Are you taking any medication, and are any of them hallucinogens?

[Dignified Pauper]

Are you taking any medication, and are any of them hallucinogens?

if not, should you be?

[nik0tine]

A flower? Only one gil? Yes, I'd like to buy one.


Seriously, what the heck? I can't make heads or tails out of what you're saying. Are you trying to tell us that you have 'special powers' and some top secret organization wants to study your incredible abilities? Again, what the heck?

[DocFrance]

Maybe you could use your "gifts" to keep these guys out of your house.

[nik0tine]

You could also try getting a body gaurd in exchange for something like, oh, I don't know, a date.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Tell them to get off your property, and if they continue to trespass, then call the police.

[Yew-Yevon]

Hes not responding. Mabe hes talking with them or filling out a statment.??

[udsuna]

Alrighty then. The kid already logged out long ago. If he comes back, good for him. If he doesn't, well maybe he had something resembling the truth (by resembling I mean he's currently being detained, pending adjustment of medications). Either way, does this thread need to remain open? It's not like he'll see the advice in time for it to be useful in the slightest.

[nik0tine]

Alrighty then. The kid already logged out long ago. If he comes back, good for him. If he doesn't, well maybe he had something resembling the truth (by resembling I mean he's currently being detained, pending adjustment of medications). Either way, does this thread need to remain open? It's not like he'll see the advice in time for it to be useful in the slightest.

I fail to see why it needs to be closed. He'll see it eventually. Perhaps he can use this to prepare against any future sci-fi encounters.

[udsuna]

Well, if this were a thread in general chat, you might have a point. But isn't there a somewhat lower tolerance of spam here? And let's face it, all we're going to see anymore is spam.

[Miriel]

Good grief.

lovehurts, if you actually are in some sort of emergency situation, you should be calling 911, not posting on a Final Fantasy forum.

If you're not in an actual emergency situation, and this is some sort of whacked out drunken post, or if you're just goofing around, EoEO isn't the place for it. This forum is for serious discussion about topics that actually make sense.

Please remember that.

If you are in trouble, I hope you sought out the proper authority figures and got the help you need.