SPAF.
Oh, you dirty whore *cracks whip* ...You like that don't you? *slaps*
How much did I drink last night?
"Reality is that which,
when you stop believing in it,
doesn't go away".
Philip K. Dick
"What the smurf is going on! Why is the strange man in bed with me when i'm only 13?!"
"There's a dragon ninja in my bed. No..."
*goes back to sleep, hoping she will be gone when I awaken*
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what did i drink last night ???
Too big. <-- yeah i heard that one before
Immortal gods, if I can take full and complete satisfaction of my love, from this sleeping beauty, I will tomorrow present him with the best Macedonian pacer in the market, in return for this bliss, provided that he does not know it
You better be gone soon, chump.
:sing: Looooving you
Is easy because you're beautiful....
Making love with you
Is all I want to do....
The itching sensation is a good thing.
Get out of my bed before I eat you >_<
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You, better get the smurf out of here.