One day I ran into this bigshot tv guy I know.
He said I'm really desperate. Would you like to host a show?
I says I'm kinda busy here saving the world from crime,
but if the moneys right then buddy show me where to sign.

I knew I'd need some co-hosts or I would surely fail.
I remembered I had Brak and Zorak locked up in my jail.
I told them all about it, they were happy as can be (yeah right).
The show is Cartoon Planet and the rest is history. (Re re re re re)
Cartoon Planet starring me, and me, and me.

All from memory Go Spaceghost.