'uh-oh, now that Mario has joined habitat for humanity, it's only a matter of time till we're all living in mushroom houses'
Mario got tired of jumping through green tunnels so he invested in some doors instead.
"Now remember boys, we need to make sure we nail the unhinged side down, and keep Luigi trapped in there. This is really gonna bake his noodle!"
Really the only caption that fits with this is:
"wtf."
"Mama mia! Elian Gonzalez!"
Mario's house needed serious repairs after a bad 'shroom trip.
He may break through brick walls, but there was no way Mario was going to headbutt the door down.
there was a picture here
Dress up as a popular video game character day was yesterday moron
...Geddit?
Twist the knob and pull not the other way round
...Geddit?
"Guys? Why the smurf do I need a door? I flush myself down the pipes when I need to leave."
After we're done here what do you say we russle up the boys and make our way to Gulla Gulla Island?
I have more than enough tube mileage on my card.
The itching sensation is a good thing.
"It had taken eight hours to remove the door from its hinges. Mario was going to be pissed when he found out the princess was in another house."
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.