Relm:

I can't transform; steal things; I know nothing about mechanics; I can't fight; I can't be cool and badass and ice-queeny for more than five minutes, then I do something stupid; I'm not a ninja (yet, nyahaha!); I can't run free with teh wild beasties; etc. etc.

But I can draw. A bit. And my language can be pretty bad at times. I like to think I'm pretty good with dogs.