I've seen that list several times before, and I just have to say "Yay, generalizations!"

Seriously. Nothing I hate more than generalizing someone based off of a group they belong to. Not all members of any group act exactly the same. *shrug*

Anyway, the only one that even comes close to applying to me is the one about subtle hints. Hell, I didn't even notice when they built new houses for over a year. I am the single most oblivious person I know.