I have a question for the Men

[Jojee]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

But boys also need it down to duce. Therefore, it's more appropriate for it to be down. Not that it has to be down; it's called being considerate. And if you want me to cook dinner for you [read: my husband], you should want me not to have to touch the toilet seat because next time I have to I will not feel inclined to be so considerate as to wash my hands.

That's exactly what I was gonna say.

Although I really don't care if the toilet seat is up, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LEAVE IT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE AND PEE ALL OVER THE SEAT and then I sit down and I sit on your pee and it's gross and I kill you really much ewguh.