1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Yes, but neither do you fall in when you have to pee. A wet behind is never a good start to the day.


1. Crying is blackmail.

Only if it is intended to be used that way. If a woman cries for any other reason and you don't care you are a cad.


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Only if yes and no can be used when you want to know where we were all day.


1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

Lazy, the smart men learn to keep their mouth shut and just hand out hugs.


1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

Coward.


1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

Lazy again.



This sounds to me more like the rules for a lazy relationship where no one gives a care about each other then rules for understanding men. Men just aren't that complicated. Mind you they're a good companion to the other rules since those are rules for being a selfish witch so I guess fair is fair.