Stewie!
"i said egg whites only! MAKE IT AGAIN!
ahh the breakfast thing. its not the eggs really frankly i like the yokes its just...there has always been alot of tension between lois and me and its not that i want to kill her its just i want her...not to be alive..anymore. I wonder if all women are this difficult. then i thinkto myself. My god wouldnt it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?"

I LOVE THIS QUOTE and its sad that i have it memerised