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  1. 09-09-2006, 05:36 AM #1
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    i have an idea for a game...family guy quote competition...you have to post a quote from the character next on the list.

    peter
    stewie
    meg
    brian

    chris
    lois
    carter (grandpa) pewterschmidt
    francis (grandpa) griffin
    quagmire
    cleveland
    cleveland
    joe
    bonnie
    mort goldman
    neil goldman
    tom tucker
    diane simmons
    tricia takanawa
    jake (upside-down face) tucker
    evil monkey
    mr weed (peter's former boss)
    pasqual and santos (portugese fishermen)
    opie (peter's mentally retarded co-worker)
    god
    jesus
    death
    mayor adam west


    of course i will start

    Peter : "A boat's a boat, but the mystery box...That could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those!"

    next is stewie..
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  2. 09-09-2006, 05:41 AM #2
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    Stewie: "That was almost as much fun as playing with the speech function on my Macintosh"

    Mac: "Stewie-is-cool"

    Stewie: "Yayyy"
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  3. 09-09-2006, 05:52 AM #3
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    meg: i just wanna kill myself. i'm going up to my room to eat a whole bowl of peanuts.

    *silence*

    meg: i'm allergic to peanuts!

    *silence*

    meg: you don't know anything about me!

    *meg runs upstairs*

    peter: who the heck was that guy?
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    brian: the final plague is the death of the first born son
    peter: oh my god, Stewie!
    brian: the first born son
    peter: oh my god, Meg!
    brian: ...your wife
    peter: oh my god chris!

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    Chris: "You guys are stupid!"
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    Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
    Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

    or

    (Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
    Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
    Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
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    Lois: I can be a modern day Hillary Clinton. Only, you know, without the penis.
    *edit* damn, too slow
    Lois: But Daddy, they said if you didn't pay they would kill me!
    Carter: Now honey, you know we don't negotiate with kidnappers *hangs up phone* She'll be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griff View Post
    Lois: I can be a modern day Hillary Clinton. Only, you know, without the penis.
    I like your quote better
    Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
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    Carter: there's perter, or as i call him 'my son in lard'

    k so he's not that funny
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    Brain: Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!!!
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    Stewie!
    "i said egg whites only! MAKE IT AGAIN!
    ahh the breakfast thing. its not the eggs really frankly i like the yokes its just...there has always been alot of tension between lois and me and its not that i want to kill her its just i want her...not to be alive..anymore. I wonder if all women are this difficult. then i thinkto myself. My god wouldnt it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?"

    I LOVE THIS QUOTE and its sad that i have it memerised
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    Stewie: You! Cut my eggs!
    Butler: Your eggs are cut sir!
    Stewie: Now, cut my milk!
    Butler: Im sorry sir, but i cannot cut milk...
    Stewie: IMBECILE! Freeze the milk, then cut it!

    or

    Peter: Cmon, cheer up Chris, our family has always been a bit husky. Like your great great grandfather, Jabba the Griffin!

    Jabba the Griffin: Ha wa naboo nipple pinche...
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    So far playing WoW, I've shouted "ROFLCOPTER" on no less than fifteen occasions, danced as a bear at the end of a ship, and compared the Klu Klux Klan to cereal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuna_wannabe View Post
    Stewie!
    "i said egg whites only! MAKE IT AGAIN!
    ahh the breakfast thing. its not the eggs really frankly i like the yokes its just...there has always been alot of tension between lois and me and its not that i want to kill her its just i want her...not to be alive..anymore. I wonder if all women are this difficult. then i thinkto myself. My god wouldnt it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?"

    I LOVE THIS QUOTE and its sad that i have it memerised
    not to live anymore...its one of the best for sure
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