My phone number is 999. I tend to answer with "What emergency service do you require?" as a kind of inside joke with my mates, but believe me it's totally my real number.
Maxx, man, you rock. I was talking to you for half an hour yesterday. Mind you, you sound like a girl. REALLY like a girl.
The last words of Oscar Wilde, to the wallpaper in his room - "One of us has to go"