Wow, you have a better memory than i do
I foget numbers i call repeatedly (1-900-hot-guys) LMAO
~J/K
But .... well, since he is damaged goods you can keep 'em
I still have my army of Tranny goats for the Farmers Association (Thats where the real money is)![]()
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
Once me and my friend... okay it was just me, she was just with me when I was doing it... lol... well we were staying after school and I was calling dirty numbers on the payphone like 1-800-ORAL-SEX and 1-800-LESBIAN.like I said, I need to grow up. Now the payphones don't even work. Last week it ate her money
But yeah I kept myself entertained for like a half hour.
Well, if anyone wants my cell-phone number, strike a PM.![]()
I'll give ya' Mike Jones number![]()
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
I phone sex lines for free, put on my (amazing) Scottish accent and talk about the sexual troubles I'm having with my wife. It's great, if I was listening to myself, I'd be pissing myself.
Oh, and my number is 01278-STOP-CALLING-ME-YOU-WEIRD-PERVERT-OR-ILL-RIP-YOUR-EYES-OUT.![]()
If someone really wants to talk to me, they can IM me!
If someone really, really wants to talk to me on the phone, then they can probably just search around the 'net, it's been posted on more than a few occasions in the past.
If someone just can't be arsed, I suppose they can PM me and ask nicely and if I'm interested in talking to them then I might say okay, but you should be prepared for disappointment in case I'm not in the mood.![]()
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I'd love to talk to anyone from EoFF. I can call any UK numbers free as well. I haven't really called anyone from the community for a while. I talked to smittenkitten a lot, but the last one was Shauna. It's weird to talk to someone with a very different accent to what you experience daily.
Feel free to ask via PM.
If someone searched around enough, they could find my phone number online. But um, I'm not exactly a phone person. I only enjoy talking on the phone with people I know very well.
So basically, if some resourceful person does find my number, don't call me unless you're absolutely sure I like you (or to offer me a job).![]()
People should phone me up, I love phone calls. Plus, I got quoted in the first post - so there.
PM me~