I am Satan!
I'm on first name terms with Stan, I mean, Satan!
Approaching 'Candy Stealing from Babies' level of evil.
I'm still learning the art of true badness.
I have been known to dabble in a bit of mischief.
I'm so good I'm already picking out my Halo!
Break someone's bones one by one and make them beg me to kill him.
I know that none of you are all that evil. Ive seen you all in EOEO for crying out loud.![]()
JESUS!!! JESUS!!! JESUS!!!!
I called myself "Devil Man" on an internet forum. No wait, that was Devil Man. I guess one time I told my parents I hate them and that I wish I'd never been born, then I stormed up to my room and slammed the door. That'll teach those crusty old fascists not to tell me do to homework!
I turned my amp to 3 when my neighbors were sleeping.![]()
Owen made this sig. R.I.P.
This is actually a really evil thing... I once told someone, that my friend died in a car accident, when she really didn't... just so I wouldn't have to go to that someones birthday party. I was about 10 and I still hate myself for it... what a terrible thing to do![]()
Well, I'm really ashamed about this, but I was one of those cruel kids. I was mean, and I got several notes home for teasing other kids, and throwing snowballs/wet sponges on them, etc.. It's weird how you're popular when you're being mean, and not so popular when you're being nice. Well, when you're kids anyway. Being nice gets you more friends when you're older, naturally. Which is the way it really should be.
I support McDonald's, Pepsi, Microsoft, Tyrell Corporation, Eurocorp, and Omni Consumer Products.
I have never done anything evil in my life.![]()
When I was a teenager I got a camera with no film in it and took a picture of my sister naked in the shower and pretended I developed it. Boy, was my dad hot! And he got even more mad when I was rolling over laughing in tears! :evilking:
I am...unfortunately...about as good as they come.
*sigh*
I don't think I'd be very good at being bad anyway. ^_~
~Ye must desire respite from thy empty existence. Thou shalt have it.~