I bought windows!
I'm on first name terms with Stan, I mean, Satan!
Approaching 'Candy Stealing from Babies' level of evil.
I'm still learning the art of true badness.
I have been known to dabble in a bit of mischief.
I'm so good I'm already picking out my Halo!
I bought windows!
~Ouchie :nibbles:
I stole the head off the statue of the town founder in the dead of night !
I Blocked out the sun
I stole a "friends" Diorama of the Tell tale heart and hid it under the floor in the gym where the judging was being held
Simpsons DID IT ! SIMPSONS DID IT ! SIMPSONS DID IT !
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.