I would've liked it better if you had rewrote it to be EoFF based, something like;

"You were lucky! I had to start posting at six in the morning, correct every single post by hand, unarchive and rearchive every staff post and only got two cents added to my PayPal account from ads, and when I logged out I would get abusive PM's from Leeza telling me how I would never amount to anything and how terrible my body odour was!"

That would've made this a true classic.