View Poll Results: How many kids will ya have?

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  • Zero! Kids!? Nooooo way! I don't want any AT ALL, E-V-A!!!

    20 27.03%
  • 1: I think one would be nice. I'd give him/her all my love and undivided attention!

    8 10.81%
  • 2 would be sweet. Then they'd have a brother or sister to play with too.

    24 32.43%
  • 3 for me! I love kids!

    8 10.81%
  • 4 is great. I really love kids

    6 8.11%
  • 5 because I really, REALLY love kids!

    2 2.70%
  • 6+ but I'll have to work every hour under the Sun to feed 'em all.

    2 2.70%
  • 10+ I'm just gonna pop 'em out, one after the other, for the rest o' my life.

    4 5.41%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Birth to one, half way done!
    Birth to two, that'll do!
    Birth to three, vasectomy!
    Omg, that made me laugh so hard.

    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Yeah, it gets lonely being an only child, but that gets made up for because you never have to fight siblings for stuff, and you get all the toys/games/outings for yourself.

    Not having to share > being an only child.
    But then you don't have all those childhood sibling memories and you can't say things like, "remember the time you took me behind the sofa and cut off my hair with safety scissors?" Yeeeah, good times.

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    I'm going for three. Four and I'd have to get a minivan! Boo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Birth to one, half way done!
    Birth to two, that'll do!
    Birth to three, vasectomy!
    I lawled so, sooooo hard.


    As for me...probably about 3 kids.

    a.) DEFINATELY not now,
    b.) Admittedly, it's not an easy avenue for me to go down either....so I may just fill the void by becoming a crazy cat person.

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    Two, and I've been told they have to be twins.

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    Three of my own and adopting Three down the road.

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    None. Never ever...

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    Two. I'm a lone child myself so I don't want my kids to be alone because then they would inherit most of my DNA and end up being hermits that are anti-social and traps themselves in their rooms going on EoFF.

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    1, if any. And I'm going to adopt. but I might get twins... so maybe two ^_^

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    i would want one, but i don't want my kid geting lonely... so i might want two, so they will have someone to be with and love
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    I'd like four, I would like to adopt a couple also. But it's either that or zero. I'm not sure if I want kids or not yet.

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    Zero or two, possibly three (the third would be one I would adopt, probably one of the older kids because they rarely ever get adopted, you know? =/ It's normally the babies only). Kids aren't something I'm really sure of yet.

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    About the first post, 12 kids ain't that spectacular. I've got friend, one of which has 15 brothers and sisters, and another with 11. One of my good friends is the baby of 7, and my former classmate is one of 8. So, 12 not so special in my opinion. As for me, I'm 1 of 1, but wish I had a brother. Life gets so boring growing up.

    I'd like to have 2, but who knows. I may have none, one or a ton.

    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Birth to one, half way done!
    Birth to two, that'll do!
    Birth to three, vasectomy!
    Birth to four, you know she's a whore.

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    None - I have no wish to have children myself, and would happily settle for being an uncle to any kids my brother or sister may end up having.
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    One was nice.
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    Zero's pretty damn cool. Although I'll probably wind up having a few.
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