I don't know a lot of stuff but I do know this:

if I were foolish enough to get a kid (foolish because I am the worst person to have a child), the child will be made out of wedlock for various personal reasons which have no logical basis.

Also I would be either entirely permissive (ie best friend dad) or a total sadist.

Neither really interest me. I'd much rather prefer to have a million dollars in twenty years than a heart attack.