Help the Old Woman cross the road.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Help her with a smile, even I'm not that much of an asshole.

[Venom]

I wouldnt help the old lady. Old people suck.

[Psychotic]

I wouldn't help her even if I wasn't late or if the weather was terrible. I'm not going to risk becoming roadkill just because some senile old biddy refuses to use pedestrian crossings because she thinks they're Hitler's secret robots which will zap all our brains.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

If there was no one else there, I'd say, as nicely if I could.

"Need a hand?"

At which point her kind old face would look up into mine, and with a deft flick of her wrist her walking stick would hit me in the knee with a sickening crack.

In severe pain, and what feels like a shattered kneecap, I collapse to the ground. The old lady marches across the road.

"Insolent pup. I can cross the road perfectly by myself."

And all that I can do is wait for the next person to come and help me across the road...