I'd help her with a smile on my face

I'd help her with anger on my face

I'm late already! Me more important, so sorry old lady!

I'd look around and see if someone else comes to the rescue. If not, then I'd help her.

I'd offer her help and when she says 'Yes Please Dear!' I'd laugh and run away, mwahaha!

I'd stand by the side of the road and giggle at her. It's a bad day and I need cheap humour man!

No one helps me with anything, so why should I help anyone else?