If I were an old lady and some person was all "here let me help you carry your things" I would most likely attack them because they seem like they're going to steal my groceries and run away.
But I guess that wasn't really the question.
I'd help her with a smile on my face 
I'd help her with anger on my face 
I'm late already! Me more important, so sorry old lady!
I'd look around and see if someone else comes to the rescue. If not, then I'd help her.
I'd offer her help and when she says 'Yes Please Dear!' I'd laugh and run away, mwahaha!
I'd stand by the side of the road and giggle at her. It's a bad day and I need cheap humour man!
No one helps me with anything, so why should I help anyone else?
If I were an old lady and some person was all "here let me help you carry your things" I would most likely attack them because they seem like they're going to steal my groceries and run away.
But I guess that wasn't really the question.
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