I'd help her with a smile on my face 
I'd help her with anger on my face 
I'm late already! Me more important, so sorry old lady!
I'd look around and see if someone else comes to the rescue. If not, then I'd help her.
I'd offer her help and when she says 'Yes Please Dear!' I'd laugh and run away, mwahaha!
I'd stand by the side of the road and giggle at her. It's a bad day and I need cheap humour man!
No one helps me with anything, so why should I help anyone else? 
Dude, screw helping her cross the street, if she stays out for much longer she'll probably get sick or hurt. I put her in my car and take her where she's going. If the people I'm going to see are pissed about me being late, then they're pissed. Me being fifteen minutes late as opposed to ten minutes isn't that big a deal.
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