My apartment was almost set on fire with me in it ... i had no idea what was happening until after the fire was put out. It started as a grass fire and spread quickly to the are by my apt. and started the downstairs back porches (mad of wood) on fire and it was spreading up to the top floor (where i live).

If my neighbor on the building across from mine wasn't home and smoking on his porch at that moment i would have been B-B-Q-Fue~

Does that count ?