View Poll Results: How hairy do you like your men to be (And: How hairy are you?)

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  • Guys: I'm more hairy then Yogi Bear and proud of it! Come feel my rug!

    7 9.72%
  • Guys: I got a little bit of hair, here and there (a rhyme!)

    35 48.61%
  • Guys: I am as smooth as a baby's ass. Yeah baby!

    6 8.33%
  • Girls: Ooooo, yeah! I like hairy men so they can keep me warm on a cold Winters night. Yum!

    1 1.39%
  • Girls: Hmm... a little bit of hair shows you're a man and not a boy, so some hair is good!

    18 25.00%
  • Girls: Eeew, eeew, eeew! You're coming with me to get waxed, RIGHT NOW!

    5 6.94%
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Thread: Male Hairyness! How hairy do you like your men?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Hairy backs sound scary.
    Sounds, and is.

    Monobrow = bad.
    Osama beard = bad.
    Rarely-washed long hair = bad.
    Hairy arsecrack = bad.
    Hairy back = bad.
    Wild pubes = bad.
    Over-hairy feet = bad.

    They are the 7 Deadly Hair Sins, that should be cast away by both men and women.
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    i bet some gfs here have bfs who are like an ape but claim to hate such stuff.anyway i shave too ,but not my legs lol,and yea back hair is rather terrifying to the thought lol but funny aswell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Quin14 View Post
    Hairy arsecrack = bad.
    Don't you know how hard it is to shave down there?
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    I'm a little bit on the underhairy side but I have way more hair then most of my cousins
    ...Geddit?

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    I'm quite under-hairy, really. I'm happy with the way it is, too much hair would probably be ghetto.

    I loves me some facial hair though. I want a Rabbi Beard

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    I have sort of hairy legs... I don't really want stomach hair or back hair. My arms are too hairy. >_<

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    ooo ooo aaah aaah,ooo ooo aaah aaah, ooo aaah ooo aaah.

    as if, im a tiny bit over average for my age. a veeeeeery tiny bit.

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    I'm pretty hairy being Greek Cypriot - chest, stomach, arms and legs are all fairly bad. I wouldn't have a beard or anything though, and thankfully any back hair is absent.
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    I'm a guy and I have hairy legs, a little chest hair and some hair around my belly-button going down to my "lower area", which is very normal for guys if I may add :P

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    I think muzzy the monster that eats socks is sexy!!!
    Just kidding too much hair is way bad but then again sometimes men shave too much and look pretty boyish or they shave the wrong way and just look ugly. Even so i don't like the really hairy men so much i like the ruggedness though heh this stubid Dextor's lab episoid it my is stuck in my head.



    Quote Originally Posted by Pureghetto View Post
    I shave....

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    "Guys: I got a little bit of hair, here and there (a rhyme!)"

    Yeah, that would be me. I think guys who are hairy are just gross, but waxed guys are too effiminate. So I'm right in the middle. I'm trying to grow a bit of a beard, but once I get a girlfriend I'll probably need to shave it. I don't shave anywhere else because I will not bend to evil commercial pressures!

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    my girlfriend *likes hairless.. I dont co-operate though.

    feeling naked is *shudders*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach View Post
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    Hairy arsecrack = bad.
    Don't you know how hard it is to shave down there?

    Agreed. Thats why I can't be bothered even attempting anymore.

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    My friend and I make jokes about our hairy butts quite frequently. That should say enough.

    Anyway, my bottom half is hairy, but not much waist up.

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    My husband has really hairy pits, legs, and feet. His hobbit feet are adorable! But he has noooo hair on his chest, and that's totally hot. :}~

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