Okay, so I kinda look like I just woke up, even though I've been awake since about 10 AM... I've got those lines under my eyes, you know? How do I get rid of those? I must acheive optimal sexiness!
And while we're at it, does anyone have any other personal beauty tips? Let's all be beautiful together!
Drink. More. Wine.
also shower
You want to know the secrets of my devilshly handsome good looks? Well, let's see. Sometimes I comb my hair, that's usually a crowd-pleaser. Oh, and if it's a special occasion, (like my birthday) I'll clean my teeth, and when I smile, girls go weak at the knees. Some of them are so infatuated by me that they vomit!
That's pretty much it. I know it's hard to believe that looking as good as me is that simple, but try it and you'll really notice the difference!
Your combover isn't very pleasing to the eyes.Originally Posted by Psychotic
Yeah, that's the reason they vomit when they see you.
Yeah, there isn't really much point in trying to put me down when I did it much better myself.
I try anyway.
Last edited by Decessus; 09-13-2006 at 01:49 AM. Reason: If you're reading this, you are dumb.
Way to fail
Take showers, girls like teh showerz!!1
Yes, and as I recall, your "Catch'em All" thread was such a success.Way to fail
I got told :rolleyes2
Cologne is also a nice touch too any date
Get a good amount of sleep! Iron you a nice sexy button up shirt and throw on some jeans. And yeah cologne.
Once or twice a week, put ice packs on your eyes for an hour or so. I think they actually make freezable eye masks for this, now. Anyhow, it constricts the skin for a while.
You could also go spend crazy money on anti-aging creams and stuff, but that's silly.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Throw some cucumbers over your eyelids and lie down for a bit. It worked for my mom a while back.
Get more sleep? I'm asking because I have this "condition" as well.
Where's Chris when you need him?
I guess bright red lipstick would distract the attention away from your eyes. I think any color of the lipstick would do, actually.
Wait til you are reborn.
I have the same problem and it will be fixed this way cos i have school and i can never get enough sleep (i can't sleep early unless i have traveled to the continents of the world to be fatiqued)
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