WTF, Decessus?

**Tavrobel** · 09-13-2006, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by roto13-ness

Suicide is my only option.

GC/TotT ban!

Originally Posted by Miriel

I don't understand why you instructed people to click the thread title when everyone who reads that statement has already done exactly that.

Because some people will hover their mouse cursor over the thread title to see what the thread is about, since the name is so WTF.

Anyways, I intend to ignore any sign that they are coming after me.

**Shlup** · 09-13-2006, 02:31 AM

I would take off my clothes and run. If I'm gonna do this I'm gonna do it right.

**Odaisé Gaelach** · 09-13-2006, 02:54 AM

Where did I put that Dragunov again...

**I Took the Red Pill** · 09-13-2006, 03:01 AM

Yell out to Dan that I changed the locks and he isn't getting in this time.

**nik0tine** · 09-13-2006, 03:21 AM

I wouldn't do anything because my ADD is so bad I'd forget about it.

**Madame Adequate** · 09-13-2006, 03:23 AM

I would loudly state to them that they have my complete and unconditional permission to buttsecks with me, ergo removing the rape, ergo saving me.

**Decessus** · 09-13-2006, 03:28 AM

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I would loudly state to them that they have my complete and unconditional permission to buttsecks with me, ergo removing the rape, ergo saving me.

They take any chance they can take. They're very lonely people. Besides, you're their MILF.

**bipper** · 09-13-2006, 03:29 AM

UNBAN LOVEHURTS

I would eat potato chips then ninja the people as they bust in.

**Madame Adequate** · 09-13-2006, 03:34 AM

Originally Posted by Decessus

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

I would loudly state to them that they have my complete and unconditional permission to buttsecks with me, ergo removing the rape, ergo saving me.

They take any chance they can take. They're very lonely people. Besides, you're their MILF.

But I have them permission, and therefore cannot, by definition, be raped.

**Rengori** · 09-13-2006, 03:56 AM

Start throwing stuff at them from the second floor of the house.

**Zeromus_X** · 09-13-2006, 04:13 AM

My stray kitties would protect me!

Actually, they'd probably just run away.

**bipper** · 09-13-2006, 04:14 AM

post on eoeo duh!

(ps I demand that linked thread be archived)

**Hambone** · 09-13-2006, 04:16 AM

Originally Posted by Decessus

Originally Posted by Hambone

Originally Posted by Decessus

Originally Posted by Hambone

call 911.

The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.

Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

Buttrape.

Fine. Then I'd cut my butt off.

**rubah** · 09-13-2006, 04:20 AM

get a baseball bat (aluminum)

**Hambone** · 09-13-2006, 04:32 AM

ouch.

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