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    surrender to their sexual desires.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper View Post
    surrender to their sexual desires.
    yeah but if they came to take my 'gifts away' i would run across the street to Jordan and hid in his basement while he gets the smurf beat out him. If he's not home which he probably isn't then im either screwed or i run to the three houses near by which have cops living there find out there in on this and run around screaming....... then get captured im hopeless.

    But if they came to 'violate my gifts' then so be it.XD

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    A man calls me on my mobile, and tells me to go upstairs and out onto the balcony, where I can take a scaffold to the roof. I drop the phone by mistake, and give myself up out of fear. I get captured and interrogated, then wake up.


    there was a picture here

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    Since nobody was taking that thread seriously, I would like to be unbanned plz k thx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    A man calls me on my mobile, and tells me to go upstairs and out onto the balcony, where I can take a scaffold to the roof. I drop the phone by mistake, and give myself up out of fear. I get captured and interrogated, then wake up.
    They realized it is impossible for the Welsh to possess knowledge of value.

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    What would I do.......? Hell, i'd fight. I love to fight. I'd kick all thier asses. Oh, also i'd use my dads chainsaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    A man calls me on my mobile, and tells me to go upstairs and out onto the balcony, where I can take a scaffold to the roof. I drop the phone by mistake, and give myself up out of fear. I get captured and interrogated, then wake up.
    They realized it is impossible for the Welsh to possess knowledge of value.
    You're right there boyo.


    there was a picture here

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    Pull out the shotgun and kill the lot of 'em.

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    I'd call the police then spray bleach all over those guys eyes. After that I'll try to rescue everyone that got captured.

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    What would I do?

    I would stop making fun of love hurts, that's what I would do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God View Post
    What would I do?

    I would stop making fun of love hurts, that's what I would do.
    That won't help you while you're getting buttraped.

    Besides, I'm completely serious.

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