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    Default **Call for recitals on the world's smallest violin!*

    I feel like whining right now about how crappy I feel! I came down with something two days ago, and I feel like a family of obese squirrels has nestled itself in my nasal passages. I have a fever, I'm congested, I have a cough, my lips are chapped, my mouth is dry etc., etc... can you say "doctor's note"??

    It's now 2:09, and I can't get back to sleep for fear that my entire brain will dissolve into mucus.

    *Goes to get drunk on NyQuil.


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    sickness sucks...i don't get sick often...but when i do i do it right...last time i was in the hospital for a week...

    people always wanna take care of you when you're sick..i like to be left alone mostly...

    sucks...get better dude

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    NyQuil induced comas are the only good thing about being ill.

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    I wanted this to be about violins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    sickness sucks...i don't get sick often...but when i do i do it right...last time i was in the hospital for a week...

    people always wanna take care of you when you're sick..i like to be left alone mostly...

    sucks...get better dude
    I'm pretty much the same about wanting to be left alone, although it sometimes extends to healthy periods.

    Thanks, Araciel!

    *continues to work on "Nyquil happy time."

    Here you go Reles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjbBocmluJ0


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    *CURAGA* *REGEN* *ESUNA*

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    T-T-T-Tylenol. Loves you. Loves your babies. Eats them, even.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resha View Post
    T-T-T-Tylenol. Loves you. Loves your babies. Eats them, even.


    I hate kids

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    Rectals on violins?

    *oh, ok, that makes more sense. I just payed 29.99 for X-2... play away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reles View Post
    I wanted this to be about violins.

    So did I

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    *starts playing*

    Laa, da da duh daa... I hate being sick. There's nothing worse than lying down, with your brain feeling like a nuclear meltdown, trying to get to sleep when you've got this strange tingling feeling in your sinuses...

    Get well soon man.
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    Why the hell is everyone whining in Talking on teh Talkies> (totts! oh my god!! Totts!) it is not like this is Eyes On <del>your Mother</del> each other or anything.

    Bipper

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    I always get sick this time of the year. What I've found out after all these years is that a sledge hammer to the face always helps. Try it.

    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Why the hell is everyone whining in Talking on teh Talkies> (totts! oh my god!! Totts!) it is not like this is Eyes On <del>your Mother</del> each other or anything.

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    Bipper, I hav gril problums. I lik tis oen gril cause she rly cute, but there girl tht I liek caus she iz rly nice. Hlp me plz. Thnk u.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decessus View Post
    I always get sick this time of the year. What I've found out after all these years is that a sledge hammer to the face always helps. Try it.

    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Why the hell is everyone whining in Talking on teh Talkies> (totts! oh my god!! Totts!) it is not like this is Eyes On <del>your Mother</del> each other or anything.

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    Bipper, I hav gril problums. I lik tis oen gril cause she rly cute, but there girl tht I liek caus she iz rly nice. Hlp me plz. Thnk u.
    GOE gae or stp breathing. Gurl prublums goe away. If uleik my expert advice, runnn! lol..grils are bad, butworse when tehy are woman. hahaahhaaShift1

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    Rest. Then start picking your nose for about 30 minutes.

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