**Call for recitals on the world's smallest violin!*

[bipper]

I always get sick this time of the year. What I've found out after all these years is that a sledge hammer to the face always helps. Try it.

Why the hell is everyone whining in Talking on teh Talkies> (totts! oh my god!! Totts!) it is not like this is Eyes On <del>your Mother</del> each other or anything.

Bipper

Bipper, I hav gril problums. I lik tis oen gril cause she rly cute, but there girl tht I liek caus she iz rly nice. Hlp me plz. Thnk u.

GOE gae or stp breathing. Gurl prublums goe away. If uleik my expert advice, runnn! lol..grils are bad, butworse when tehy are woman. hahaahhaaShift1