Some of those secrets made me lol.

And for those of you who don't know what a cicada is:
<a href=http://www.cirrusimage.com/homoptera/cicada_Tibicen_chloromera_1.jpg>here ;D </a>

I've had countless terrible run ins with spiders. I hate spiders more than anything and they always somehow wind up crawling through my hair when I go on hikes

EDIT: lol @ the pothead, I'm totally doing that all the time now.